Why O Why?

Pollute my atmosphere with crackers, Why O Why?

Dirty my lithosphere with chemical wastes, Why O Why?

Spread in the twittersphere your spurious concern, Why O Why?

Have some benignancy on thy mother earth, You sick breed.

Cut my green ornaments with axes for Your greed, Why O Why?

Burn my black resources till your brain pleases, Why O Why?

Write mile long paragraphs displaying your sham awareness drive, Why O Why?

I am not at your perusal for thy profanation, You worthless being.

Release poisonous effluents in my blue blood, Why O Why?

Cool yourself in order to warm myself, Why O Why?

Use more of my brown wood to make posters shouting ‘Conserve Paper’, Why O Why?

You Listen Mister, it is you, whose life is at risk, NOT MINE.